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 Asunto: Cathryn Bristow has gone to her home
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Cathryn Bristow has gone to her home at New Zealand so that she can rejuvenate her energy for the coming season. Tanya Dergal from Mexico has also gone to visit her family so that she can get ready for the 2010 season. South Korean golfer Lucy Kim has taken her mind of the game and has tired to catch up with some sleep and is rolex watches
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 Asunto: Two hunters
NotaPublicado: Mar Jul 27, 2010 1:33 am 
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Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps out and scares the shit out of them. Arizona Diamondbacks
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 Asunto: Results of a recent survey show that there are 7 kinds of se
NotaPublicado: Dom Ago 01, 2010 4:37 pm 
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Results of a recent survey show that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex .
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex .
* This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex .
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The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex .
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex .
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any
more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month.
But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
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 Asunto: Farmer
NotaPublicado: Mar Ago 24, 2010 4:54 am 
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A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show. He stopped at a farmhouse and approached the farmer who lived there.

"Hello there, Mr. Farmer, I was just passing by and I was wondering if I might speak to your dog." The farmer replied, "Well, you know, dogs don't talk." The ventriloquist said, "You'd be surprised what a dog might tell you. Can I speak with him?"
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The farmer, eyeing the ventriloquist suspiciously, called his dog. "Hi there, Mr. dog," said the ventriloquist. "How does the farmer treat you?" To which the dog replied, "Oh, he's great! He throws a stick for me, scratches my belly, and I just love him!!" Needless to say, the farmer was dumbfounded.

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