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 Asunto: saludo
NotaPublicado: Lun Nov 16, 2009 1:35 am 
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hola ,me dicen Maco, veo que todos compartimos lo mismo, pasion por los peludines!!
espero poder entrar a las preguntas ,que necesito ,y saber pasear por aqui, ya que los de mi epoca ,estamos batallando con la pc ,jaja .
Un afrazo para todos desde argentina ,Bs-As :mrgreen:


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 Asunto: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose
NotaPublicado: Mié Jul 21, 2010 9:32 pm 
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 Asunto: takes his Rottweiler
NotaPublicado: Jue Jul 22, 2010 5:29 pm 
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 Asunto: A little strange
NotaPublicado: Jue Jul 29, 2010 8:08 pm 
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 Asunto: What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
NotaPublicado: Mar Ago 24, 2010 4:54 am 
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