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 Asunto: Apparently since the death of her multi millionaire husband
NotaPublicado: Sab Jul 03, 2010 6:58 pm 
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Apparently since the death of her multi millionaire husband, Anna N has been fighting to get some of hubby's cash which her son-in-law doesn't want to give to her. The trial was long and tedious and finally came to an end when Anna decided she would take it to another court room.authentic Atlanta Hawks jerseys
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Atlanta Hawks Give it a rest. If you want the money go look for another 80 year old millionaire lying on his death bed and make sure that he signs the will in front of you this time round.

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 Asunto: Thank you for flying
NotaPublicado: Dom Jul 11, 2010 10:55 pm 
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"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."Ed Hardy Mens Swim Trunks
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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. ;WHOA!"



After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

Flying Tribute to Southwest Airlines

From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull;tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

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 Asunto: A hunter kills a deer
NotaPublicado: Sab Jul 24, 2010 9:58 am 
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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won’t eat it if they know what it is ?C so he does not tell them.

His little girl keeps asking him, “What’s for supper?”
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“You’ll see”, says his dad.

They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they’re eating.

“Ok,” says her dad, “here’s a hint, it is what your mother sometimes calls me.”

Then, the little girl is thinking for a few seconds and then she starts screaming “We’re eating a**hole!!”

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 Asunto: A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time
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A redneck family are visiting a big city for the first time.

The father ans son are in the hotel lobby when the spot an elevator.

"What's that Paw?" The boy asked.

"I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life" Replied the father.

Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cain, waits for the doors to open and gets in.
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The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.

They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old busty blonde.

The father looks at his son and says "Go get your Maw !"

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 Asunto: If I show you a really good trick
NotaPublicado: Mar Ago 24, 2010 2:14 pm 
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
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After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

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