You Might Be a Computers' Support Technician if...
1) When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits;
2) You dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors;
3) You are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page;
4) After fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number;
5) You get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want;
6) You look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window;
7) You look for the undo command after making a mistake;
8) You disdain people who use low baud rates;
9) You know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screwdriver to use;
10) You can understand sentences with four or more acronyms in them;
11) You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon;
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13) You see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is referring to drugs;
14) You know without a doubt that diskettes come in five-and-a-quarter and three-and-a-half inch sizes;
15) You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better - the track ball or the track pad;
16) You are zen-like in your acceptance of users, realizing that there is no limit to the depths of cluelessness, and yet you help them anyway.

An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the university flagpole when an English professor wandered by. “What are you doing?” he asked. “We need to know the height of the flagpole,” said one, “and we’re discussing the formulas we might use to calculate it.”2010新款Christian Louboutin/cL 丝绸 皱折 高跟鞋
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“Watch!” said the English professor. He pulled the pole from its fitting, laid it on the grass, borrowed a tape measure and said, “Exactly 24 feet.” Then he replaced the pole and walked away. “English professor!” sneer the mathematician, “We ask him for the height, and he gives us the length.”

Superiority theory

Why do people tend to laugh when someone slips over a banana skin or has a custard pie slapped into their face?
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Well, according to one theory of humour, we laugh because these types of situations make us feel superior to other people. The person who tripped over the banana skin, or was the recipient of the custard pie, has been made to look silly and that makes us feel good. In fact, it makes us feel so good that we laugh.