Once farmer John went with his friends to the town fair to see what’s new. Before he left he told his wife to take a good care of the farm. On his return, he told the wife he was very tired and asked:
- Did you milk the cows?Ugg Classic Crochet Boots
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- Yes.
- Did you feed the horses?
- Yes.
- Did you chop the firewood?
- Yes, dear!
- Did you smear the cart wheels? They are bloody squeaking!
- Oh, yes I did.
- Well, well. Now prepare supper for me. I’ll have a rest. All this work, you know, it’s starting to take its toll over me!

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the wrath of the universe.

LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instuctor.
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LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.