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Everyone at the table sampled a new cup of custard. "Wrong flavor," they all declared as they passed the cup to the creature on their right and took the one being offered on their left.

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.

The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
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Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."

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A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says "win $10,000; ask bartender for details".

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It's white!

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable a Pakistani tank ?
Hide the wind-up key.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
Cut the rubber band

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So they can see the old Pakistani navy.
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"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

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"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
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Three men went hunting with their dogs, a doctor, a lawyer and a fireman. All were bragging that their dog was trained just like themselves. The doctor shot the first duck, after which the doctors dog shaved the duck, removed the bullet, and bandaged the duck in an attempt to save it's life.Atlanta Hawks
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