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 Asunto: Contramuslos en salsa
NotaPublicado: Sab May 30, 2009 4:04 pm 
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Hoy he hecho de comer contramuslos en salsa y me han salido de vicio... aqui os dejo la receta y si alguien la hace que me comente que tal le salio. :D

Para dos personas:
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- 1/2 cebolla.
- 2 zanahorias.
- 1 vaso de vino blanco.
- 2 vasos de agua.
- 1 pastilla de caldo de pollo.
- 1 diente de ajo.
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En un sarten con aceite freimos los contramuslos hasta que esten un poco dorados, a continuacion añadimos las zanahorias peladas y cortadas en rodajas finas. Seguidamente añadimos la cebolla cortada y picada y tambien los ajos.

Cuando esten los contramuslos dorados añadimos el vaso de vino y los dos vasos de agua y espolvoreamos la pastilla de caldo. Dejamos cocer a fuego medio hasta que los contramuslos esten bien hechos y se haya reducido la salsa un poco.


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 Asunto: What did you do today to help your mother
NotaPublicado: Jue Jun 24, 2010 11:19 pm 
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 Asunto: There was a cow and it was really fat and the Blonde
NotaPublicado: Mar Jun 29, 2010 4:13 pm 
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NotaPublicado: Mar Jul 27, 2010 3:06 pm 
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 Asunto: The female orgasm is a myth
NotaPublicado: Dom Ago 01, 2010 12:40 pm 
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 Asunto: Random
NotaPublicado: Dom Ago 01, 2010 4:36 pm 
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NotaPublicado: Mié Ago 18, 2010 8:59 pm 
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 Asunto: There were these three guys outside
NotaPublicado: Lun Ago 23, 2010 11:35 am 
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There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women.

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 Asunto: He walk up the raod a bit further and notices another car in
NotaPublicado: Vie Ago 27, 2010 6:37 am 
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There is a Redneck Cop sleeping in his cruiser one night.

All of a sudden he is awakened by a loud crash.

The cop gets out of his car and walks up the road a piece when he notices a car in the ditch.

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